Quadratic Formula

Ich glaube ich habs noch nicht erwähnt aber Schule macht hier einfach viel mehr Spaß.  In Mathe zum Beispiel müssen wir gerade einen Song parodieren zum Thema Quadratische Funktionen.  Hier der Beitrag von meiner Gruppe :)
Rude -MAGIC!  (achso Rot ist der Schüler,  Schwarz der Lehrer)

It´s Monday morning

Jumped out of bed

Go finally to school

Teaching Quadra-

tic formula

My students hate it

 X equals h

And this is the

Axis of symmetry

And the vertical stretch

Is the absolute value of a

Ax² +bx + c

This is the standard formula

I will never  ever get this till

The day I die

So good luck Mrs C

But I really don´t know

Why you gotta be so rude

Don´t you know I´m human too

Why can’t math be easier

I´m gonna fail it anyway

Failing the class

This is to hard for me

Failing the class

No clue what you said

Failing the class

Math is a misery

Why do we need

Roots?

I hate to do this

You leave  no choice

I could  live without it

How can I remember  that X

is domain and y is the range

And that both are equal

To a set of real numbers

And that y is greater or less

just depends on a

 a by x subtract h² +k

This is the general  formula

I will never ever get this till

The day I die

So good luck Mrs C

But I really don´t know

Why you gotta be so rude

Don´t you know I´m human too

Why can’t math be easier

I´m gonna fail it  anyway

Failing the class

This is to hard for me

Failing the class

No clue what you said

Failing the class

Math is a misery

Why do we need

Roots?

The parabola opens up

If a is greater than 0

And down if it is lesser than

I don´t get Joe´s method

 and the difference of squares

Can you please tell me when

I will ever need this?

Why you gotta be so rude

Don´t you know I´m human too

Why can’t math be easier

I´m gonna fail it  anyway

Failing the class

This is to hard for me

Failing the class

No clue what you said

Failing the class

Math is a misery

Why do we need roots?